Date: Sometime in mid-October, 1996
Place:  GarouMUSHes OOC Lounge

One of those things where you kinda had to be there, but... :)


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Alexander takes a quick poll, "What would be worse, a Garou who 
  sleeps with another Garou, or a Garou who sleeps with a vampire?"
Cyrano says "Hey!"
Megan says "To whom?"
Megan thinks Toxic 'slept' with leeches.
Flea uh, right. To whom?
Alexander says "'To whom'?"
Alexander smirks at Cyrano. "I'm just wondering."
Cyrano hugs Flea. At last, another human using that word!
Megan says "Yeah. To the Garou, or to the vampires, or just in 
  general, Alex? :)"
Alexander says "To the Garou, of course."
Flea thinks, to the Garou, it'd be worse to sleep with Garou. 
  Boinking a leech, after all, doesn't lend itself to metis cubs.
Flea amends, "boinking".
Megan agrees with Flea's assessment.
Cyrano says "Whew."
Akicita doesnt think the coggies would.
Megan says "There's nothing in the Litany that says 'Garou shall not 
  mate with Kindred'."
Megan :)
Alexander thinks y'all are nuts.
Alexander says "Garou shouldn't even be interacting with leeches, 
  much less boinking them."
Megan says "...says the one whose Kindred is in this situation. ;)"
Flea snorts. "Okay, Alexander, go "boink" a leech, then boink a 
  Garou, and see which gets you killed faster."
Cyrano says "Depends on how thirsty she is..."
Flea .. or beaten, or..
Alexander shudders. "No thanks, Flea. Just the *idea* of 
  necrophilia...."
Flea wouldn't know. She's never met a leech.
Cyrano says "And there's not tinysex on GarouMUSH, either."
Megan says "Nope. None."
Alexander says "Not with my characters. :P"
Flea nodnods solemnly.
Megan is glad Lys and Dusky aren't here right now.
Cyrano says "Whyzat?"
Akicita asks, with wide eyes, "Whats tiny sex?"
Megan believes they would now launch into Porthos Desc reminders that 
  would serve to make her quite ill.
Cyrano says "That's when the guy's smaller than average."
Akicita grins.
Megan rolls her eyes. Everyone's a comedien.
Alexander nods. Porthos was obviously trying to cover up some 
  insecurity.
Megan drags Joseph into the lounge since he's not RPing.
Soulcatcher has arrived.
Soulcatcher kicks the spirit.
Cyrano says "Oi!"
Akicita has left.
Megan kicks the spirit, too. They like that kind of thing.
Soulcatcher says "ooh, not you Cy!"
Soulcatcher says "The other one."
Flea thinks. If tiny sex is when the guy's smaller than average, does that 
  mean Porthos was having megasex?
Megan says "TMI!"
Cyrano licks Megan.
Megan fuzzles Cyrano's nose.
Alexander says "No, no, Porthos' desc was the way he was because he's smaller 
  than average. The whole Freudian thing. Obviously Porthos was a well-endowed 
  Metis who fucked Garou because Porthos' player wanted to sleep with his 
  mother. See?"
Soulcatcher says "So, ..what were we talking about again?"
Megan says "Alexander's sleeping with his mother, I think."
Soulcatcher peers at TC, "Uh huh."
Alexander checks himself. "No, I'm not as big as Porthos was."
Cyrano notes that if anybody wants him, he'll be waaaay over here, minding his 
  own business.
Megan . o O ( He had to check. )
Soulcatcher just giggles.
Megan ruffles at Cyrano.
Flea falls over.
Alexander says "Besides, my mother lives 670 miles away and I'm sleeping with 
  someone else. :P"
Alexander says "But you know, I *have* been having some odd dreams recently."
Soulcatcher sleeps with Alexander. I confess.
Cyrano says "TMI."
Alexander giggles.
Cyrano says "WAAAAAAAY TMI."
Flea lol. Her cow-orkers are staring.
Alexander says "Cow-orkers?"
Megan ork ork ork
Alexander laughs.
Soulcatcher laughs.
Alexander wonders how one orks a cow?
Megan says "Very carefully."
Flea DOES NOT WANT TO KNOW. :)
Soulcatcher falls over laughing.
Alexander says "So, what's worse, orking a cow, orking a leech, or orking 
  another Garou? :)"
Soulcatcher loses it.
Megan says "Orking a cow, definitely."
Megan says "Or, a leech orking a werecow."
Flea can't breathe. Ow.
Cyrano howls with laughter and wakes up Eochaid.
Alexander has to tell his student assistant not to ask, because it would be 
  too difficult to explain.
Megan says with utmost seriousness, "Your cow-orker."
Alexander says "No, my student assistant. We don't ork cows in Georgia, it's 
  illegal."
Soulcatcher dies,.
Megan howls.
Now you've done it. Cyrano has started making that snort-laugh.
Flea LAUGHS!
Alexander grins.
Megan coughs, lying flat on her back in the middle of the lounge, and 
  giggling. "Well, that was fun. Not as much fun as sleeping with Alexander's 
  mother or orking werecows, but."
Cyrano says "My tummy hurts."
Soulcatcher's eyes widen "You've slept with his mother??"
Cyrano says "We had to. Freud made us."
Soulcatcher hates it when Freud does that.
Megan says "My Freud made me do it!"
Alexander says to Megan, "My Freud can beat up your Freud."
Megan says "Oh, yeah? Well, my superego can take down your ego any day of the 
  week."
Cyrano says "This looks like a job for...."
Soulcatcher thought we were gonna start all over again when he said 'My 
  Freud's bigger than your Freud.'
Megan | Superego!
Megan LOL.
Flea .. my dog's better than your dog, my dog's better than.. oh, sorry..
Cyrano curls up on Megan's tummy and covers his nose with his tail.
Megan says "Wanna see my Freudian slip?"

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