Compatibility Guide
Tony Monroe is not compatible with:
- Anything Microsoft makes
- Hate
- Governmental policy towards certain plants of a "questionable" nature
- Spam (the old kind)
- Coffee
- Dance pop
- Spam (the new kind)
- Greed
- Any concept that matches the regular expression /politic/i
- Big Business
- Java
- Censorship
- Non-existence of paranormal, supernatural, or magical phenomena
- Fashion
- Unnecessary complexity
- Lies
- Fast food
- Opera
- Governmental policy towards encryption
- God as strictly masculine or strictly feminine
- Loneliness
Tony Monroe is only minimally compatible with:
- The concept of money
- Sexual mores of modern society
- Airplane travel
- Commercial television and radio
- Beer
- Large chain stores
- The world wide web/weird/waste/whatever
- Commuting via single-passenger automobile
- Marketing
Tony Monroe is extremely compatible with:
- Avocado
- Imagination
- Knowledge
- Perl
- Small taquerias
- Truth
- Non-destructive whimsy
- Home cooking
- Complete sentences
- Simplicity
- Eyes
- Jazz
Confused?
I am, probably more so than you. That's okay, mail me anyway and we
can straighten things out.
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