title: What Your Luxury SUV Says About You
category: transportation
content: |

    <p>Not a complete list.</p>

    <dl>

        <dt>Acura MDX</dt>

        <dd>My sole purpose in life is to impress my clients.</dd>

        <dt>BMW X5</dt>

        <dd>I am the most important motorist on the road.</dd>

        <dt>Cadillac Escalade</dt>

        <dd>I am a beer-swilling football hooligan who is compensating
        for something.</dd>

        <dt>Hummer H2</dt>

        <dd>It is very important that you pay attention to me, even
        though I can't pay attention to you, and may inconvenience,
        hurt, or kill you through my negligence.</dd>

        <dt>Infiniti FX</dt>

        <dd>Look at my huge tires.</dd>

        <dt>Lexus RX</dt>

        <dd>I need to look better than everyone else in the fast
        food drive-thru. <em>Hybrid:</em>  And I can make you think
        I've got environmental street cred.</dd>

        <dt>Mercedes-Benz M-Class</dt>

        <dd>I am a trophy wife trying to look like a soccer mom.
        <em>AMG tuned:</em> And I can't spend money fast enough.</dd>

        <dt>Porsche Cayenne</dt>

        <dd>I can afford to buy anything with Porsche's name on
        it.</dd>

        <dt>Volkswagen Touareg</dt>

        <dd>I couldn't afford the Porsche Cayenne.</dd>

        <dt>Volvo XC</dt>

        <dd>I am impervious.</dd>

    </dl>