title: She Was Once Called Hurricane
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    <p>I have this image in my head.  It's comedic, but it's not
    funny.  Well, not to me, at least.</p>

    <p>One day I will arrive home to find the house burned down.
    And Sarah, hyper-puppy that she is, will be happily playing in
    the ashes when I arrive.  She will greet me, smiling and wagging
    as she always does, quite proud of her accomplishment for the
    day.</p>

    <p>This is probably way bloody unlikely.  But I'll be on my
    guard, just in case.  I really should spend more time with her,
    at least in a training capacity.  I've slacked off too much.</p>

    <p>By the way, sorry for the splah.  It's been a day of bitching
    and moaning.  I think I'll go have dinner and play hockey
    now.</p>