title: Reactions to Headlines
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        <dt>Dell Falls Most in For Years on Disappointing Sales</dt>

        <dd>I suppose that we should feel sorry for Dell because
        Wall Street's idea of "disappointing" sales is a modest
        increase over the same period last year.</dd>

        <dt>Poll: Many Fear Financial Hit of Gas Prices</dt>

        <dd>In other news, water is still wet.</dd>

        <dt>Leaf to Bud: Pssst, It's Time to Flower</dt>

        <dd>What do you mean it's not about marijuana?</dd>

        <dt>Britney to Drop Sprog on Live TV?</dt>

        <dd>Vomiting now.</dd>

    </dl>